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Where's your golden boy now? E-mail
Written by Bob Taylor   
Saturday, 07 February 2009 22:52

I'll tell you where he is -- hiding out at Madonna's crib, sobbing into a gold-tipped brassiere. So it turns out that Alex Rodriguez, the man who would erase Barry Bonds' fraudulent all-time home run record and save baseball from its steroid-consuming devils, tested positive for the stuff in 2003, back when MLB wouldn't suspend you for a positive test but was busy gathering data on how many of its players were juiced. I could have saved them the trouble. ALL OF THEM WERE. At least, all of the ones who feel that white-hot competitive fire that demands they be the best player in the world.

I was out playing poker all day today and didn't hear the world-shattering news until the drive home this evening. My first thought was: So what are Hall of Fame voters going to do now? Keep Bonds, Clemens and A-Rod -- likely the three best players of my lifetime -- out of the Hall? Come on, guys. Can we now, finally, just say the steroid era was what it was, MLB fucked up royally by not shutting down steroid use sooner, and that the era's best players deserve to go to Cooperstown? Pretty please ... with HGH on top?

My second thought was: Ha ha! As if the Yankees weren't already distracted enough with the "A-Fraud"/Torre tell-all stuff, they've now got to hear about A-Rod's druggie past all season. God, what I wouldn't give for their clubhouse to completely implode this year.

Fantasy-wise, it really means nothing. I suppose the controversy could weigh on A-Rod's mind, but he's already proved over and over again that he can force all the negative stuff out of his head when he steps to the plate. He's still a top-three draft pick.

Last thought: The best thing A-Rod can do right now is to admit to everything. He should call a press conference tomorrow and say, "Yes, I took performance enhancing drugs during the 2003 season, back before Major League Baseball considered it a serious offense and before I fully understood the consequences, both medically and as pertaining to my career, which I remain proud of despite bad decisions I have made in the past." Keeping quiet about this stuff has only led to condemnation. Just ask Mark McGwire.

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Sandon Duncan said:

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A-Fraud can't even hold Barry Bonds's jock strap. OK maybe he can hold his jock strap, but he shouldn't be mentioned in the same category of greatness. How many times did the roided up A-Fraud hit anywhere near .350? How many gold gloves does he have? How close did he come to hitting 73 dingers in a year? How about the respect Bonds got by averaging about 170 walks a year? And A-Fraud doesn't even get enough respect to be considered a team leader. If he wasn't a roid monger, I'd give him credit for being a monster while playing SS, but he was a roid monger just like every body else. He even had the gall to reject the USA and play for PR in the WBC. The USA gave you money, fame and Madonna, but you have no respect for us, so screw off. I hope you get booed every at bat for the rest of your life.
 
February 08, 2009
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Bob Taylor said:

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Jesus. I don't think Jeter hates A-Rod as much as you do, Sandon.
 
February 08, 2009
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spike said:

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hypocrisy to suspend players for marijuana use when Babe Ruth was infamously imbibing illegal beer and liquor during prohibition
 
February 08, 2009
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spike said:

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what will baseball`s stand be when technology provides the next generation of genetically enhanced super-studs. " Here, piss in this cup and we need a DNA sample, too."
 
February 08, 2009
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Bob Taylor said:

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Wait, what? Marijuana use? Spike, are you sure you're not high right now and thinking about Michael Phelps for some reason?
 
February 08, 2009
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spike said:

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I`m high ,all right , but I`m high on the real thing : A full tank of gas , a clean windshield , and a shoe-shine ! Seriously , I understand sports needs a good conduct policy of some sort and banning illegal drugs, whether recreational or enhancing, is a good idea. Let`s just not pretend it was never a problem before steroids came along. Everybody wants an edge and some guys just like to party.
 
February 08, 2009
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Kevin said:

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Will Carroll has a great interview up on BP with an underground steroid dealer who talks about SARMs (Selective Androgen Receptor Modulators), the newest class of PEDs. Basically, he says that many of the guys who were using the older stuff have already switched over to this. It has all the benefits of testosterone without the side effects (shrinkage, etc.). They all cheat to some degree, some more than others, and anyone who says otherwise is just being naive.
And good for Michael Phelps for hitting the bong every now and then. Ideally, you'd tell your kids not to do it because it'll make them lazy. Hell, if anybody's earned a few bong hits, it's that dude....Let 'er rip, dude......
 
February 09, 2009
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spike said:

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ARod came clean today (mostly). 102(?) more players to go
 
February 09, 2009
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Bob Taylor said:

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Yep, he told all to Gammons. Here's the link: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/...id=3894847

This is EXACTLY what he needed to do. (Good on you for taking my advice, A-Rod!) Heck, he admitted to using steroids for three years with the Rangers, even though he only tested positive during one.

This quote in particular says a lot: "Back then, [baseball] was a different culture. It was very loose. I was young, I was stupid, I was naïve. I wanted to prove to everyone that I was worth being one of the greatest players of all time."

By the way, how close does the end of that quote sound to the last sentence of the first paragraph of my post? Pretty close.
 
February 09, 2009
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Sandon said:

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America hates liars more than cheaters. Apologize and we'll forgive you.
 
February 09, 2009
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spike said:

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Maybe for substance abuse we will forgive the contrite. Pete Rose may have to be posthumously elected to the HOF even if he admits he bet on games he was involved in.
 
February 10, 2009
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Bob Taylor said:

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Did you guys watch the interview? I'm pretty sure A-Rod is still injecting something ... and it turned him orange!
 
February 10, 2009
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Sandon Duncan said:

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Yeah, he looked like he's been fakin-bakin all winter long. Isn't the guy already dark skinned? I guess the grass is always greener...or browner, er...whatever.

He tried to argue that the juice didn't help him, that he had good years before and after Texas. Maybe so for his BA or his defense, but the juice certainly helped his power. He averaged 52 HRs per year while in Texas, compared to 41 HRs per year since. The ballpark at arlington may have helped, but i bet the juice helped as well.

 
February 10, 2009
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